You must be hungry. You’re in luck, because I’m giving away samples of Avocado Swimming in Bacon Grease!
A bite of this grotesque concoction and don’t say I didn’t warn you when you start moaning at the family dinner table. (Sidenote: how can 2 thin slices of anything can become a bowl of soup after the 2 slices are gone? Pigs may not fly but they definitely defy the laws of physics.)
Appetite whetted? Or puked out? Either way you’re ripe for more food, so next stop on the food train:
The PaleoLife Paleo Bar Giveaway!
Last week I wrote about why I think Paleolife’s Paleo Bar is the closest thing to an out-of-the-box dairy-free Paleo bar. I posted about it on PaleoHacks and was challenged about the rice protein in there (brown rice has antinutrients). Since my thirst for approval is what powers my soul, I hunted down the company for an answer. They not only responded that they use organic white rice but blew me away by their commitment to true Paleo, and not just selling a product that could capture the mainstream Paleo population’s imagination ->You know those people who think Atkins is so “Yes-We-Can” 2008, saw how cool the Geico Caveman is, and now call themselves Paleo since they’ve always been a “meat and potatoes kinda guy (or gal).”
I immediately wrote Paul Sebastien, the owner of Paleolife Foods, to convey my excitement about their company, Paul was equally taken by Cari’s and my commitment to chronically-ill patients, and after this little dance (with styling cues from Michael Flatley), we agreed to do a giveaway of 3 boxes! Now this isn’t some cheap trinket: $39 on Amazon!
“Maybe you’re hardcore Paleo, maybe you’re on the fence, but I’m guessing 99% of the readers of this blog care for healthy, convenient food, and you know I’ve been on a bit of an obsessive hunt for the best protein bar. On paper, this is best in show: gluten-free, all-organic, dairy-free, low-carb, 6g sugar from organic honey (no stevia or sugar alcohols), high protein/high healthy fats from nuts-seeds-cacoa-coconut.” – Your Mom, speaking on my behalf
Free Nom Nom Rules:
1. Like PaleoLife’s facebook page https://www.facebook.com/PaleoLifeFoods. If you don’t have facebook, follow them on twitter at https://twitter.com/PaleoLifeFoods. If you do both, would it be humanly possible to rock harder?
2. Subscribe to our blog (big blue box below). We know some of you will just unsubscribe later, but that just means we need to up our blog game to make you stay! If necessary, I have naked pictures…..of my dog.
3. Comment below letting us know you’ve done #1 & #2, and also (this isn’t required but I’d love to hear) why you’re interested in these bars! If your answer is “I’m a hungry bastard who loves free stuff,” I think I’ve found my soulmate.
Next Friday (9/28) we’ll do a random drawing and pick 3 winners. All 3 will get an entire box. If you can’t wait that long, you can always order them on Amazon.
And that’s it! I look forward to hearing your comments on your love of food so I feel less perverted about it, and I honestly can’t wait to hear how much 3 of you love these bars (and how the rest of you no longer want to be my friend.)